![]() 07/23/2019 at 12:35 • Filed to: shitpost, #ClubOpenings, bad photoshop | ![]() | ![]() |
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Can I renew my Oppositelock Platinum™ membership here?
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You can! Just send your social security number, PIN, credit cards, and bank account information to me!
![]() 07/23/2019 at 12:59 |
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I liked your last recruitment poster better.
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As a base level bronze shitposters , w here and how does one get the Ultra Deluxe G old membership™?
![]() 07/23/2019 at 13:06 |
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i love the theme with these posters lately.
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They usually run specials around auto shows
https://oppositelock.kinja.com/jalopnik-gold-nyias-special-act-now-1654030503
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But where do we request becoming a mod?
Hahahaha no never happening, that would be awful.
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I’m honored to do my part.
How am I doing?
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That’s one of my favorites as well.
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I really have no clue how the mods were chosen other than someone working at GMG said “hey we’ve seen these names a lot let’s give them the keys to damn near everything”.
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This is bad and wrong. B adrong.
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And it’s never been a problem*!
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well I’m an oppo author, where do I sign to join the shitposter reserve though?
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poorly. you cannot join the ranks with your bone spurs
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Long-time-lurker-first-time-caller: how does one ‘ join’ Oppo? I have been lurking for years , I love, respect and am open to all forms of automotive or motorized enthusiasm and the tolerance, inclusivity and relative maturity of Oppo , especially when compared to......other online forums for automotive stuff is fantastic!
I would love to share my experiences in fixing up a new-to-me glorious 1982 Volvo 244 (my second 240) in hopes that others can learn from my experiences and more importantly my frequent mistakes in the same way I have learned from and been inspired by Oppo in the past.
I guess what I mean to say is I have read the ‘rules of the road’ and I would like authorship on Oppo if possible please? :)
![]() 07/23/2019 at 13:56 |
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Here’s the twist: you’ve been in the shitposter reserve THE WHOLE TIME!!
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Too many word. Less word is good . You in. Good luck. Don’t be dick.
![]() 07/23/2019 at 14:00 |
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oh I see. It’s like the real army, sign up for one and you’re in for life. #StopLoss
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I didn’ t know my stuff was shit post...
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No baby it’s not like that. You’re special.
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Thank you I needed that.
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My boss is a reservist and is out for a few weeks next month to take part in Trump’s surprise invasion of North Korea .
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But doctor...
I
am
d
ick!
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Shitposter ready to serve.
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Yes
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Been posting f or quite some time but would love to author. Three new projects in the yard!
Everyone needs to share in the pain of a manual swap and quarter panel replacement!
![]() 07/30/2019 at 13:54 |
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added’d
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Why not, Twitter alone isn’t sufficient for my shitposting. Plus now and then I have Car Thoughts and cars do not fit my secret Twitter shitposting persona.
![]() 08/01/2019 at 07:49 |
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Added. Use your new powers wisely.
![]() 08/05/2019 at 23:07 |
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i dont hate it
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Can I be assigned this power to independently po st?
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As of me typing this, you have ten (10) comments to your name. I’m wary of adding authors that literally show up yesterday . You’re in. Don’t be a dickf e r.
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really appreciate it. And I do recogniz e your valid concern.
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You don’t want that responsibility on oppo. Although it is supremely empowering being able to embiggen a post and grant authorshit to some of our other little sub blogs.
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Hello. Got room for one more guy who literally just showed up today instead of yesterday?
Worst case, if necessary, I can PM evidence of literary disasters from other sources to demonstrate that I string a couple of sentences together in an occasionally humorous manner, and I’ll at least let someone know five minutes in advance if I plan on publicly going off my rocker.
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I made a separate account from my regular kinda just to quarantine all the stupid stuff car stuff I’m doing with Lego. Can I share my crap with Oppo?
By ways of audition, t his is the sort of garbage you can expect from this account:
https://openbagtwo.kinja.com/that-happy-racing-miatas-gif-is-even-dumber-in-lego-1837328387
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FWIW, this is me / I am this.
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Is it too late to get in on this club opening request to post ?
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Boop beep. Added. Don’t be a dickfer.
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FYI we don’t allow multiple accounts from the same user (something about market stability or the DOW I have no idea) but I’m playing it fast and loose with the Mod shit recently so fuck it - you’re in, again. Don’t be a dickfer.
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Yes but I’ll add you anyway.
![]() 08/22/2019 at 11:51 |
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may i get your blessing to be able to post to Oppo?
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BEHOLD MERE MORTAL! I HAVE BESTOWED THE GIFT OF AUTHORSHIP UPON THEE.
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Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
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I’m a bit late here, I think, but as a brazilian living in UK I’d like to share a bit of the things I see on this side of the pond, plus things that happen in homeland.
ITOH, I might need a bit more time on Oppo to be able to post interesting stuff.
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OMGWTFBBQ you’re in. Don’t dick it up.
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Thank you Milord
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I just tried to post my first Oppo article, but Opposite lock isn't showing up as an option (I requested, and received, authorship awhile back, or so I thought). Have I done something...unsavory?
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I’m seeing your account listed as “pending”. You should have received an “invitation” from oppositelock; you need to accept the authorship invitation. I just re-sent another.
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So very late to this post, but here’s my pitch anyway.
I’m too old to keep playing rugby regularly and I can’t drink all the time so I need a new hobby and I think wrenching may be for me. I’ve done a little bit of stuff on my old car and now I’m getting ready to take the plunge and buy a project car in preparation for my 14 year old being old enough to drive. Rather than joining car specific forums to get/trade information, I’d prefer to be able to post on Oppo.
I work in the Pentagon, live in DC, and have hella funny stories.
What say ye?
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WHY U HAVE BAD OPSEC?!
You’re in.
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I really wanted to share the blog post I wrote up today on Oppo, but alas.. it seems that I must first be considered worthy. I think that the post speaks for itself?
https://eastfumbuck.kinja.com/ethiopia-is-an-auto-time-capsule-just-like-its-former-1838569002
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bingo bango bongo you’re in. Just accept the invitation and you should be able to post to Oppositelock.
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Thank you! Day made.
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Everything i post would be extremely pedantic.... If that's acceptable I'll be happy to bore everyone.
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What’s a guy gotta do to get approved? Write a few articles on their own? Cause I've done that... Please please please
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Any chance I could start sharing some moto-content from time to time?
https://wpanik.kinja.com/triumph-motorcycles-releases-exciting-new-versions-of-t-1839648813
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YOU HAVE BEEN ADDED MERE MORTAL.
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So yeah, that was more intense than I expect, BUT I AM STOKED.
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Is it possible to be added to post content? Automotive/enthusiast related.
Thank you.
https://trivet.kinja.com/i-finally-did-it-1840028832
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This is a soft yes, which I guess is an outright yes. Welcome aboard.
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I’m honored sir!
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Hello! I’m extremely late to this party. I’ve been around for a bit but I decided to start fresh and write mediocre car reviews as a hobby. May I be invited in?
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Why the hell not - welcome aboard.
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Is this where we get a shitposting license?
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May I also request passage to the land of authorship? Some content might even be auto-related.
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Can I enter the great and mighty Oppositelock? I have decent writing ability, a ‘66 Thunderbird, and my mind is a useless automotive information sponge. If those aren’t good credentials, I don’t know what are. If you’re still not convinced, have this picture of a weird car:
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Hello, I am looking for an outlet for my automotive knowledge and ideas before my brain explodes from impatience). I have been a moderately active commenter and reader for some time (account had to be recreated so only goes back a week) and love and respect this remarkable community. May I be allowed into the Oppo Club?
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Added mang
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Closing the loop on this - looks like you’re in.
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Added’d
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LICENSE GRANTED
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Request permission to post.
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pesimmon granted’d
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Request permission to post, please. Thanks.
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granted’d
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Hi! Hope you’re doing well.
I’d had a few OPPO folks ask if I could begin to post about some of my project cars, so was wondering if I could be added to authorship status? We just did a Sonora trip in an old FJ so I had some pics to post of that adventure as a start.
Thanks!
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I can has posting abilities please
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Request permission to post please.
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granted
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fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
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aight
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Thanks!
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Hey folks I would like to Oppo more constuctively & it took me ages to find the thread to do so. I have a Volvo V50 & hope to expand my fleet in the near(ish) future. I wind up on the occasional test drive & love to meet gearhead folks.
Also I work on GPS automation tech but I drive stick - for now. Thanks for clicking!
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boosh. added.
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Was just pointed to this thread for Oppo authorship by our friend facw. Been on Oppo for quite a few years and have enjoyed the community.
Please and thank you!
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Added, you hooligan.
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Thanks!
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I know this is an old post but I would like to get authorship. I swear I’m cool, the guy at the door will vouch for me.
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Added’d
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May I have a little publishing permission? As a treat?
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Have at it. You’re in. Accept the invitation and you should see an option to post to Oppositelock.
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Bless you
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Any chance that I could join these fine ranks of a uthorship ? Currently on a burner (can burners go legit? ) but have lurked for a long time. I can start off with an exciting story about how just hours ago quite a large deer decided to disrupt the sheet metal on my vehicle. The deer lived, as did the GM product, I reckon it’s a draw.
Cheers.
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Added’d
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Thanks!
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If possible I’d like to start writing here as well. Largely diatribes about GM engineering, Fiero repair blogs, and advice seeking for my next car purchase. I’ve lurked here for a while, and been a commenter/lurker on Jalopnik for years now.
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donezo
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I would like to post. Pics of street finds an d random musings. In the city of Gritty